Amitabh Bachchan 76TH Birthday: 76 Dumdaar Dialogues Of Bollywood's Shahenshah

Be it acting, singing, dancing or making a fashion statement, there is very little that Shahenshah of Bollywood, Amitabh Bachchan, has not aced. In fact, unlike his contemporaries, he is at the top of his social media game as well. He is one of the few senior actors who is constantly updating his social media profiles. We wonder, how does he manage to do everything so well?

To celebrate Big B's long career, today on his 76th birthday we take you through 76 of his most memorable dialogues. Check them out:

1. Rishte me to hum tumhare baap lagte hain, naam hai Shahenshah - Shahenshah (1988)


Amitabh Bachchan In A Still From Shahenshah

2. Agar apni maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa - Laawaris (1981)

3. Yeh tumhare baap ka ghar nahin, police station hai, is liye seedhi tarah khade raho - Zanjeer (1973)

4. Paisa kya hai, sirf ek number na - Teen Patti (2010)

5. Jao pehle us aadmi ka sign le ke aao jisne mera baap ko chor kaha tha; pehle us aadmi ka sign le ke aao jisne meri maa ko gali deke naukri se nikal diya tha; pehle us aadmi ka sign le ke aao jisne mere haath pe ye likh diya tha..ye.. Uske baad, uske baad, mere bhai, tum jahan kahoge main wahan sign kar doonga - Deewar (1975)

6. Sahi baat ko sahi waqt pe kiya jaye to uska maza hi kuch aur hai, aur main sahi waqt ka intezaar karta hoon - Trishul (1978)


Amitabh Bachchan In A Still From Trishul

7. Angrezon ke zamaane ke jailor, aur itni ghabrahat? - Sholay (1975)

8. Moochein ho to Nathulal jaise warna na ho - Sharaabi (1984)

9. Govardhan seth, samundar mein tairne waale kuoon aur taalabon mein dubki nahin lagaya karte hain - Sharaabi (1984)

10. Meri history janta nahi hai tu, mere shareer me haddi kam taanke zyada hain - Department (2012)


Amitabh Bachchan In A Still From Bhootnath Returns

11. Trailer hit toh picture hit, aur gaana hit toh picture super hit - Bhootnath Returns (2014)

12. Sapne bhi samundar ki lahron ki tarah haqeeqat ki chattanon se takrakar toot jaate hain - Deewar (1975)

13. Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin, naamumkin hai - Don (1978)

14. Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai, ki zindagi teri zulfon ki narm chhaon main guzarne padti to shadab ho bhi sakti thi - Kabhie Kabhie (1976)


Amitabh Bachchan In A Still From Chupke Chupke

15. Jis tarah gobhi ka phool, phool hokar phool nahi hota, waise hi gainde ka phool bhi phool hokar phool nahi hota - Chupke Chukpe (1975)

16. Aaj aap ke paas aap ki saari daulat sahi, sab kuch sahi, lekin maine aap se jyaada garib aaj tak nahin dekha. Good bye, Mr R K Gupta - Trishul (1978)

17. Hum bhi to roz khatron se khelte hai - Sholay (1975)

18. You are right, Mr R K Gupta, yeh contract mujhi ko milega. Aur haan, mere banaye hue colony mein agar aapko ghar chahiye, to taqalluf mat kijiyega, makaan aap ko mil jayega - Trishul (1978)

19. Pura naam, Vijay Dinanath Chauhan, baap ka naam, Dinanath Chauhan, maa ka naam, Suhasini Chauhan, gaon Mandwa, umar chhattis saal - Agneepath (1990)

20. Jo kal hua, woh dobara nahi hoga - Sholay (1975)


Amitabh Bachchan In A Still From Sharabi

21. Zindagi ka tambu teen bambuo pe khada hai - Sharaabi (1984)

22. Mujhe jo sahi lagta hai main karta hoon, fir chahe wo bhagwan ke khilaaf ho, kanoon ke khilaf ho ya pure system ke khilaaf - Sarkar (2005)

23. No sirf ek shabd nahi, apne aap mein pura vaakya hai, isse kisi tark, spashtikaran, explation ya vayakhya ki jarurat nahi hoti (2016)

24. Apni sharto par chalne wale ko keemat chukani padati hai, mujhe jo sahi lagta hai wo mai karta hu - Sarkar Raj (2008)


Amitabh Bachchan In A Still From Mohabbatein

25. Parampara, Pratishtha, Anushasan. Ye is gurukul ke teen stambh hai. Ye wo aadarsh hain jinse hum aapka aane waala kal banaate hain - Mohabbatein (2000)

26. Arre yeh jeena bhi koi jeena hai, Lallu? - Mr Natwarlal (1979)

27. Wahan se tumhe yeh cheh dikh raha hoga. Lekin yahan se mujhe yeh nau dikhta hai - Aakhree Raasta (1986)

28. Is duniya mein do tarah ka keeda hota hai. Ek woh jo kachre se uthta hai, aur doosra woh jo paap ki gandegi se uthta hai - Hum (1991)

29. Ghadi Ghadi drama karta hai, saala - Sholay (1975)


Amitabh Bachchan In A Still From Sholay

30. Hum jahan khade ho jaate hain, line wahi se shuru hoti hain - Kaalia (1981)

31. Yeh koyle ki khaan ek ajgar hai seth sahab, jo roz, anginath logon ko nigalkar, usse peeskar, jism se khoon ka ek ek katra choos kar, ek laash ke roop mein ugal deta hai - Kaala Patthar (1979)

32. Hai kisi maa ke laal me himmat, jo mere saamne aaye? - Namak Haraam (1973)

33. Aur waise hi, main is ko yahan nahi maroonga, warna log kahenge Sikandar ne apne ilake me usey mara - Muqaddar Ka Sikander (1978)

34. Aap ne jail ki deewaron aur zanjeeron ka loha dekha hai, jailer sahab, Kaalia ki himmat ka faulaad nahi dekha - Kaalia (1981)

35. Bachpan se hain sar par Allah ka haath, aur Allah Rakha hai mere saath, baazu par hai saat sau chhiyaasi ka billa, bees number ka beedi peeta hoon, kaam karta hoon coolie ka aur naam hai Iqbal - Coolie (1983)

36. Apun woh kutte ki dum hai, jo baara baras nalli ke andar daal ke, nalli tedi hoti, apun seedha nahin hota! - Laawaris (1981)


Amitabh Bachchan In A Still From Namak Halal

37. I can talk English, I can walk English, I can laugh English because English is a very phunny language. Bhairo becomes Byron because their minds are very narrow! - Namak Halal (1982)

38. Narang saab, yeh kaam koi bhi insaan akele kar sakta tha, basharte ki use bhi meri hi tarah yeh pata hona chahiye ke woh is duniya mein akela aaya hai aur akela hi jaayega, isliye agar usey kuch karna hai toh woh bhi akele hi karna hoga. - Shakti (1982)

39. Kallu se Kaalia ka safar shuru - Kaalia (1981)


Amitabh Bachchan In A Still From Silsila

40. Main aur meri tanhaai, aksar ye baatein karte hain - Silsila (1981)

41. Auron ko toh inhone ek ghante mein sikha diya hai - Sholay (1975)

42. Daaru peene se liver kharab ho jaata hai - Satte Pe Satta (1982)

43. Yeh telephone bhi ajeeb cheez hai, aadmi sochta kuch hai, bolta kuch hai aur karta kuch hai - Agneepath (1990)

44. Pagar badao, pandrah sau rupiye me ghar nahin chalta, saala imaan kya chalega? - Agneepath (1990)


Amitabh Bachchan In A Still From Major Saab

45. Don’t mess with the Army - Major Saab (1998)

46. Sooryavansh ek aag hai jisme doston ke liye jitni jyoti hai, dushmanon ke liye utni hi jwala. Bhoon dalo is kambaqt ko -Sooryavansham (1999)

47. Partner, ab bol hi diye ho to dekh lenge - Sholay (1975)

48. Ek rahen iir, ek rahen beer, ek rahen patte aur ek rahen hum - Adaalat (1976)

49. Ek phool de dona maa, wahan ees ke mafak koi kadak afsar mil gaya to usko hum yeh phool deke apun ka baap bana denga - Amar Akbar Anthony (1977)


Amitabh Bachchan In A Still From Pink

50. These boys must realise, no ka matlab 'no’ hota hai. Use bolne wali ladki koi parichit ho, friend ho, girlfriend ho, koi sex worker ho ya aapki apni biwi hi kyu na ho,'no means 'no' and when someone says so, you stop - Pink (2016)

51. Is Imaarat ki neev itni mazboot hai ke koi Raj Aryan haathon me violin aur chehre pe muskaan liye uski ek bhi eenth hilane ke liye kadam nahi rakh sakta - Mohabbatein (2000)

52. Khel khel mein, khel khel ke, khel khel yeh aa jayega, haar jeet se, haar jeet ke, jeet haarna sikhayega, khel khel mein - Wazir (2016)

53. Pain is my destiny and I can’t avoid it - Kaala Patthar (1979)

54. Eh Kaancha, saala bandook bhi dikhata hai aur peeche bhi hat ta hai? - Agneepath (1990)


Amitabh Bachchan In A Still From Agneepath

55. Jisne pachchees saal se apni maa ko thoda thoda marte dekha ho, use maut se kya darr - Trishul (1978)

56. Anand mara nahi, Anand marte nahi - Anand (1971)

57. Do aansoo is aankh se gire, phir do us aankh se. Phir do is aankh se, do us aankh se. Phir do is aankh se, do us aankh se. Kitne huye? Nau lakh ke haar ke liye, barah lakh ke aansoo? Daddy hote to kehte: Vijay, tumhe business karna nahi aata? - Sharaabi (1984)

58. Peter, tum log mujhe wahan dhoond rahe the aur main tumhara yahan intezaar kar raha hun - Deewar (1975)

59. Aisa to aadmi life mein doich time bhaagta hai. Olympic ka race ho, yaa Police ka case ho. Tum kisliye bhaagta hai bhai? - Amar Akbar Anthony (1977)


Amitabh Bachchan In A Still From Amar Akbar Anthony

60. Bahut koshish ki apne dil se aapki mohabbat nikal doon lekin mein hamesha aapse pyaar karta raha. Chaha ki na karoon lekin aisa kyun, kyun aisa? - Shakti (1982)

61. Chain khuli ki main khuli ki chain - Satte Pe Satta (1982)

62. Yeh awaaz ek kutte ke mooh se bhi achchi lagegi - Shamitabh (2015)

63. Uff tumhaare usool, tumhaare adarsh. Kis kaam ke hai tumhaare usool. Tumhaare saare usoolon ko goond kae ek waqt ki roti nahin banaai jaa sakti, Ravi - Deewar (1975)

64. Kacha papad, pakka papad - Yaarana (1981)


Amitabh Bachchan In A Still From Yaarana

65. Badi himmat chahiye, Vijay Sahab, bada hausla chahiye iske liye. Daag daaman pe nahi dil pe liya hai maine - Kabhie Kabhie (1976)

66. Main aaj bhi phenke hue paise nahin uthata - Deewar (1975)

67. Abey buddah hoga tera baap - Bbuddah Hoga Tera Baap (2011)

68. Kya karun, mera to dil hi kuch aisa hai, Mausi - Sholay (1975)

69. Jigar ka dard upar se nahin maloom hota hai - Sharaabi (1984)


Amitabh Bachchan In A Still From Deewar

70. Aaj mere paas bangla hai, gaadi hai, bank balance hai, kya hai tumhare paas? - Deewar (1975)

71. Mamuli aadmi jab bada banta hai toh bada banta hai, lekin ek handicap aadmi jab bada banta hai toh legend ban jaata hai - Shamitabh (2015)

72. Hamare desh mein kaam dhoondna bhi ek kaam hai - Shakti (1982)

73. Zindagi aur shatranj mein yahi toh farak hai, zindagi mein doosra mauka milta nahi, yahan shatranj mein mil jaata hai - Wazir (2016)


Amitabh Bachchan In A Still From Piku

74. Insaan Ka Emotion Uska Motion Ke Saath Juda Hua Hai - Piku (2015)

75. Sahi baat ko sahi waqt pe kiya jaye to uska maza hi kuch aur hai, aur main sahi waqt ka intezaar karta hoon - Trishul (1978)

76. Khel khel mein, khel khel ke, khel khel yeh aa jayega, haar jeet se, haar jeet ke, jeet haarna sikhayega, khel khel mein - Wazir (2016)

Reports say that Big B will be celebrating his birthday without any shor-sharaba. “Shweta (Big B’s daughter) lost her father-in-law Rajan Nanda a few months ago, while more recently Shweta’s mom-in-law Ritu Nanda lost her mother, the much-missed Krishna Raj Kapoor. On top of that one of Mr Bachchan’s favourite co-stars Rishi Kapoor has left for medical treatment in the US for a very serious ailment,” says a source close to the Bachchans while speaking to Bollywood Hungama. SpotboyE.com wishes Amitabh Bachchan a 'Very Happy Birthday'.

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